Stardust Introduction

"Hi, I'm a soapuppy and everyone calls me Stardust! I'm part of the Liquid Division of the [REDACTED] Department, The Glosservatory! Both my parents were dirtkitties, so I was a huge surprise to them and my entire community. I'm lucky to have had such a welcoming environment. I moved away only because I wanted to make a difference in the world. What I do now is, kind of positive, kind of negative? I dunno, I haven't thought of the implications of my actions much..."

"Since I grew up with dirtkitties I can help with any cultural differences, conventions, and blending in in general! I also get treated well by them since I know how to connect with them perfectly. We're two birds of a feather! If anyone has anything to say about them, I can make sure they'll be dealt with. Verbally, don't worry! But I do have connections."

"My department is almost a secret underground society, the Liquid Division, even more so! I handle communications. Ever since I was little, I've been very fascinated with... talking to people in ways that aren't just face-to-face. That's probably pretty strange, but it's come in handy. That childhood fascination of mine has evolved into cryptography, linguistics and social deception. I know deception is a 'bad' word, but trust me, it's not like that at all! I can easily make genuine connections with others, too!"

"How a soapuppy came from dirtkitties is a question both me and my family have been asked often. Truth is, I don't really know, but its a great conversation starter. I've noticed that I have a few gummy-like characteristics, if that makes sense - my eyes most of all. They just seem so... bubbly. I know bubbly's a soapy word, but I couldn't think of much else..."

"I tower over others both in and outside of my community. I haven't been perceived as intimidating regardless though. That's very surprising to me too. It doesn't really matter to my friends and co-workers either."

"This collar? It's a family heirloom. It belonged to my great granddirt who was also part of some super secret squad. I've fitted it with a voice recorder. Yes, everything both you and I say, I'm recording and saving onto my personal computer right now, live! Isn't that cool? Privacy who?"

"Now, isn't that enough information for you...? Can you let me past, please?! I've opened up too much... me?! To another person? This is dreadful, how dare you and how dare me! You had me not lie for once. OMG!"